do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.
On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.
You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.
So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.
THIS POST IS EVERYTHING
Cutest Guardian of the Galaxy
still completely blown away by how amazingly well done this little guy is—they gave him an incredibly expressive face without anthropomorphicising it one bit. he doesn’t have a shorter snout or bigger eyes or a more rounded forehead or anything, he looks exactly like a raccoon. but you can see every little irritated or devious or sad thought he has.
just… amazing. i want that animation team to win some fucking awards.
Even the way he was holding the bomb and tinkering with shit was 100% raccoon.
Become an archaeologist, they said.
It’ll be fun, they said.
It’ll be fun they said.
It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said.
when you feel the first cramp
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
- September: Halloween prep month
- October: Halloween month
- November: Christmas prep month and post halloween depression month
- December: Christmas month
- Every other month: sad time
YOU KNOW WHEN A MOVIE SERIES MARKED A GENERATION WHEN A POSTER HAS NO TITLE AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT MOVIE IT IS.
I didn’t even realize there wasn’t a title…
I didn’t either. But we didn’t need a title.
titles are for movies, Harry is a way of life
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